Lindsay Lohan Thanks Charlie Sheen for Advice

Ay, stay away from each other.

Do you have any celebs that you're wavering back and forth about? I don't have much sympathy for Lindsay Lohan these days, but I've come around about Charlie Sheen after Chuck Lorre revealed those awful vanity cards.
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Charlie's also delusional enough to think he's fine to give people advice, like to fellow actors. He's on the mend, guys, okay? Except that being sober is boring! He'll just do what the studio wants, except his personal life is his own! Sheen's given enough statements about his life that I can't follow his train of thought anymore. That said, he probably can't either.
Charlie's newest bit was giving Lilo some friendly advice, since they are both recovering addicts.
Sheen said that Lindsay should "work on her impulse control," and Lindsay--who doesn't think she has self-control issues--is rumored to be telling friends that she "appreciates Charlie giving her his support" (via TMZ).
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Poor Lindsay Lohan, so delusional. That's something she has in common with Charlie Sheen! I just wish that Charlie would go away for a year to rehab, and Lindsay would finally get a fair punishment for something she did. Is that too much to ask?
Anyone else scared about Sheen's return to work? Will the sobriety stick?